Castle: How old would you say that kid is?
Martha: Old enough to do all the things you did at his age.
Now we know why our victim doesn't exist... He is a spy.Beckett
People always say they wanna die in their sleep.
I knew there was something I didn't like about him. Too pretty. Bet he takes yoga classes just so he can pick up girls... Probably subscribes to The New Yorker but doesn't even read it... just leaves a copy layin' out where people can see it.
Wow, it's like we're all on the same case.
Two weeks ago, I saved your life twice.
Castle: What's the difference between cursed and clumsy?
Alexis: I'll get a band aid.
Castle: Get two.
And did you hear? Our favorite golfer is in the news again. Missed a charity tournament over the weekend. Really unfortunate. The world's top golfer had to pull out. In fact, it's the first time he's pulled out of anything... in five years.Bobby Mann
Beckett: That's why she was throwing herself at you. She wanted you to recommend her for the part.
Beckett: For the record, she's nothing like Nikki Heat.
Castle: Oh! You just can't stand it that a beautiful actress is actually interested in me.
Beckett: Why would I care?
Castle: Exactly. That's a good question. Why would you care?
Beckett: I don't!
Castle: Fine! I'm gonna go get some coffee.
Beckett: Fine! I've got work to do.
Beckett: What are you doing? (Castle looking into Bobby's evidence bag)
Castle: It's called investigating. You should try it.
Beckett: I usually wait until there's a crime.
Castle: Cell phone, money clip.
Castle: He stuck a piece of gum to a paper before he put it in his pocket.
Beckett: One of his last acts was not littering.
Castle: Yes, but there's a word on this paper..."tory." Could be a mystery woman.
Beckett: Wow, Castle. Cracking this case wide open.
Beckett: Ellie Monroe, huh?
Castle: Yeah, she's pretty upset about this whole Bobby Mann thing. That we were his last guests. She thinks it would be comforting if we were to be together.
Beckett: "Comforting?" Is that what the cool kids call it these days?
Castle: You sure you want to take that many books?
Alexis: Overambitious for a 5 day trip?
Castle: You're gonna be responsible for your own pack. I think you're supposed to be more Sacagawea than a scholarly reader. Besides, look at all those pages the trees might want revenge.