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April: You know to know what's new? I have cancer!
Brenna: That's not funny.
April: No, it's not. It's really not, but if you don't believe me you can call Uncle George and he'll tell you. In fact I'm going to go see him tomorrow morning for my first biopsy so he can tell me exactly what my chances are of not dying!

April: You would give me your story exclusively?
Leo: Find me at the party. I've already granted one wish. I believe it's customary to grant three.

Whoa whoa, you make me feel like I just granted your Make a Wish wish.


George: You put the wrong things first for too long, you won't just be waking up
at the wrong train stop, you'll be waking up in the wrong life.
April: I feel like I already have.

Now, I'm not a religious man, but I do think that stalking someone at an anonymous cancer support group will definitely earn you a spot in Hell. I'd have to check the bible first and get back to you, though.

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