Gail: I was able to cobble together a very attractive early retirement package for you. The state believes that firehouse 51 is worth saving. Sadly, it's your leadership we're unhappy with. So my offer will save a stain on your record and allow you to work private sector. We will need your decision by Friday.
Boden: I have one now. Kiss my ass.

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• Added: October 22, 2013