Chuck: If I have to see you with someone else, it might as well be a hero.
Sarah: What can I say? I have a type.

Sarah: Chuck you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was designed so agents could work autonomously.
Shaw: We're your training wheels and your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.
Casey: I hope you're ready for your big boy bike, Bartowski.

Sarah: Keep your coffee and your cheesy come ons to yourself.
Shaw: Then I should apologize to Casey.
Casey: Hey Shaw, thanks for the coffee. It's just the way I like it, black and bitter.

Shaw: Did Bartowski turn off their mics?
Casey: I did. Those two gab like little school girls in the field. It's murder on the ears.

Hannah [about Sarah and Shaw]: Any idea what's she's doing here, other than trying to make you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers?
Chuck: Him? Ridiculously good looking? If you like that strong, Supermany kind of guy.

Like the time he locked himself in a room and played Goldeneye for three months. Who knew you could get bed sores from video games?

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