Chuck Season 3 Quotes
Big Mike: What are you thinking?
Jeff: Pineapple
And you can blame CIA for my bachelor party. Stripper? She was an agent. Told you I didn't cheat. Faithful.
Awesome
Morgan Grimes? The guy who took my pillow as his date to junior prom knows more about my family than I do?
Ellie
Jeff: That's my dream come true: Ellie is exactly like Chuck but with lady parts.
You don't look so hot compared to your usual level of hotness. You lost a little sizzle.
Morgan [to Devon]
Art, good! Commercialism, bad! Evil! Weird! Chubby!
Lester
I can't wear this anymore, but you have the hips of a six year old girl. Use them.
Big Mike
Stephen [about Sarah]: Does she have the intersect too?
Chuck: No dad, that's all her.
It looks like we're going to see the inside of Shaw's bachelor pad, although for some of us it won't be the first time.
Casey
Looking at pictures of people you killed? I do that myself from time to time.
Casey
He fell into a river? Of course he's still alive! Haven't you ever seen a John Carpenter movie?
Morgan
You're leaving me with home appliances? It's filled with lumpy housewives... my favorite.
Jeff
