Chuck

Chuck Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 19: "Chuck Versus the Ring, Part II"

Big Mike: What are you thinking?
Jeff: Pineapple
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 18: "Chuck Versus the Subway"

Awesome: And you can blame CIA for my bachelor party. Stripper? She was an agent. Told you I didn't cheat. Faithful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: Morgan Grimes? The guy who took my pillow as his date to junior prom knows more about my family than I do?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: That's my dream come true: Ellie is exactly like Chuck but with lady parts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan [to Devon]: You don't look so hot compared to your usual level of hotness. You lost a little sizzle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 17: "Chuck Versus the Living Dead"

Lester: Art, good! Commercialism, bad! Evil! Weird! Chubby!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Big Mike: I can't wear this anymore, but you have the hips of a six year old girl. Use them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stephen [about Sarah]: Does she have the intersect too?
Chuck: No dad, that's all her.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Casey: It looks like we're going to see the inside of Shaw's bachelor pad, although for some of us it won't be the first time.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Casey: Looking at pictures of people you killed? I do that myself from time to time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: He fell into a river? Of course he's still alive! Haven't you ever seen a John Carpenter movie?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 16: "Chuck Versus the Tooth"

Jeff: You're leaving me with home appliances? It's filled with lumpy housewives... my favorite.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Casey: I've had malaria maybe four or five times. Those meds aren't gonna help, what he needs is African snake herb.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 15: "Chuck Versus the Role Models"

Mrs. Turner: Watch each others back.
Mr. Turner: And I wish you many happy marriages.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: How's that field training [with Morgan] going?
Casey: Let's put it this way, he makes you look like a natural born operative.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: What'd I'd tell you? Sleeping like big mike after a baker's dozen.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck [upon seeing whip]: Our buddy Otto is into some kinky stuff, even by German standards.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: We're going to Langley!
Casey: You're not going anywhere. Everything you need to learn you can learn in the store.
Morgan: Start with the neck things, that thing was awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

General Beckman [about Morgan]: He's a diamond in the rough. Very very rough. But I'm sure you'll make him sparkle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Turner: Dear God, it's us 30 years ago.
Chuck: Sarah, that's us in 30 years!
 • Rating: Unrated

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