Chuck Season 3 Quotes
Jeffery, don't make me afraid to be alone with you.
Lester
Jeff: Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Lester: If only they did Jeffery. You're very prolific. You're the Picasso of creepiness.
Jeff: It's true and this is my Blue Period.
Next time, tackle the guy with the gun.
Shaw
Man down! I've been tazed. I can't feel my legs. Bring a stretcher, wheel barrow, possible change of pants.
Morgan
Awesome: Morgan, why don't you let me handle it. No offense, I've had my fair share of ladies.
Morgan: It's cause you live in a bubble. Take a look at your self. Go ahead. It's a freakish bubble of handsomeness. Now look at me, no bubble. I have to be completely verbal.
Morgan: Is that what they teach you in the marines, roll over and die?
Casey: This isn't exactly combat, Morgan.
Morgan: That's where you're wrong, Casey, because love... love is a battlefield.
Receptionist: So where will we me sending you, Mr. Bartowski? Bali, Bora Bora?
Chuck: Burbank. Bob Hope airport to be exact.
Receptionist: I see, and will you be requiring a companion ticket?
Chuck: No thanks, she's still there.
Chuck: If I can't do this, then what will I be?
Sarah: Then you'll be Chuck. There's nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wets your whistle like the sound of a good, long horn.
You know giving away a government firearm is a felony? A thoughtful felony.
Casey
Literally no way of knowing where this guy's mouth has been before this. Fire hydrants? Diseased animals? Puppets?
Lester [about Jeff]
Jeff [about Casey]: He's a monster.
Lester: Like Jeff, only undulled by drink or drug and he's more dangerous for it.
