You go through staplers almost as fast as you go through women.

Wes

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I am a positive ion in the universe.

Sutton

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You're a deeply damaged man.

Travis

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Bro Code? Is this college?!

Wes

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Your whole life is a special circumstance.

Wes

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• Added: July 13, 2012

So you get to be the fun one and I get to provide all the discipline.

Wes

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I'm worried about the dog and yelling at you is making me feel better!

Wes

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• Added: July 13, 2012