Favorite Community Quotes
I believe that fusing brownies with the Internet is going to create the next Napster for brownies.
Shirley
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.
Troy
True or falso or none of the above. That doesn't make any sense.
Jeff [taking exam]
Sensible night, appropriate night.
Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town.
Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
Jeff
Troy: You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Pierce: Calvin Coolidge?
I need help reacting to something.
Abed
Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.
Shirley
Pierce: abed, Your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead, know what I mean?
Abed: I don't.
Jeff. you're not alone in this case. Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase, streets ahead
Pierce: Trying? Coined and minted.
Pierce: So what's the deal Jeff, you leave your stones in your other suit? Why didn't you wrap that guy in the face?
Jeff: For the same reason I floss, have a bed frame, and keep my guitar in its case. I'm over 23.
