Favorite Community Quotes
I believe that fusing brownies with the Internet is going to create the next Napster for brownies.Shirley
Jeff: I'm saying you're a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That's racists
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That's racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay
Jeff: That's homophoebic
Troy: That's black
Jeff: That's racist!
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.Troy
It's not a meteor; it's a cookie wand. Me and Jeff made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot when I was growing up wasn't a wizard. It was a burglar.Troy
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
Sensible night, appropriate night.Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.
Troy: You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Pierce: Calvin Coolidge?
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!Jeff
Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?Pierce
Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.Shirley
You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi.Evil Abed