Favorite Community Quotes
Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.Shirley [to Annie]
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.Troy
Jeff: I'm saying you're a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That's racists
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That's racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay
Jeff: That's homophoebic
Troy: That's black
Jeff: That's racist!
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
It's not a meteor; it's a cookie wand. Me and Jeff made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot when I was growing up wasn't a wizard. It was a burglar.Troy
Sensible night, appropriate night.Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Troy: You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Pierce: Calvin Coolidge?
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!Jeff
Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?Pierce
Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.Shirley
How many schools would let you get a degree in theoretical phys-ed?Britta