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Does anyone have an alliance I can join? I'm really loyal.

Chang

It began with a dream Annie. A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. I found that people were willing to roll bullets under the door just for the right to take a dump. By the way, for you guys, taking a dump is on the house.

Pierce

Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent in this game, so far. He's created a safe zone where people can rest, eat, and in some cases, pump their breast milk.

Shirley

That was a game. This is paintball.

Annie

Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.

Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo.

Chang

I hear he has more paint than a French kindergarten.

Jeff

Jeff: My forehead's not that big right?
Troy: It's not small.

I'm not risking my butt hauling ammo back for the guy that has Vicky dancing for Twinkies.

Jeff

Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?

I wouldn't go to this toilet with my big sister's toe.

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Community Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?

I wouldn't go to this toilet with my big sister's toe.

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