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If I wasn't actively repressing my bi-curiousity right now, I would kiss you on your beautiful mouth.

Alan

Britta, you're not a whore. Shirley, Jesus turned the other cheek. He didn't garnish wages. Pierce, do I even need to say this? It is bad to hunt man for sport.

Jeff

Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?

Pierce

Narced? Hm. But he's like way too primo for that, Frank Zappa.

Jeff

You've gone from precious to annoying.

Troy [to Annie]

I'm a teacher. Wait. That's worse than the truth. I'm a student

Jeff

I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it.

Abed

Is the Dean planning another ridiculous event, or is the Greendale hat club still struggling to be noteworthy?

Jeff

She's a stripper. Life sued her and she lost.

Jeff

Because if someone comes up here, Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.

Troy

Did you know that go-gurt is just yogurt?

Troy

If they gave awards for mind games, the statue would be Jeff Winger doing it to a brain.

Alan
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Community Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

DA used to call us The Litterbugs, we put so much trash back on the street.

Jeff

I need Purell for my brain.

Annie