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If I wasn't actively repressing my bi-curiousity right now, I would kiss you on your beautiful mouth.

Alan

Britta, you're not a whore. Shirley, Jesus turned the other cheek. He didn't garnish wages. Pierce, do I even need to say this? It is bad to hunt man for sport.

Jeff

Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?

Pierce

Narced? Hm. But he's like way too primo for that, Frank Zappa.

Jeff

You've gone from precious to annoying.

Troy [to Annie]

I'm a teacher. Wait. That's worse than the truth. I'm a student

Jeff

I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it.

Abed

Is the Dean planning another ridiculous event, or is the Greendale hat club still struggling to be noteworthy?

Jeff

She's a stripper. Life sued her and she lost.

Jeff
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