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Community "Accounting for Lawyers" Quotes

Alan: If I wasn't actively repressing my bi-curiousity right now, I would kiss you on your beautiful mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Britta, you're not a whore. Shirley, Jesus turned the other cheek. He didn't garnish wages. Pierce, do I even need to say this? It is bad to hunt man for sport.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Narced? Hm. But he's like way too primo for that, Frank Zappa.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy [to Annie]: You've gone from precious to annoying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I'm a teacher. Wait. That's worse than the truth. I'm a student
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Abed: I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jeff: Is the Dean planning another ridiculous event, or is the Greendale hat club still struggling to be noteworthy?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jeff: She's a stripper. Life sued her and she lost.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Because if someone comes up here, Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

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