Community "Anthropology 101" Quotes
Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?
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Starburns: Isn't the whole reason you wanted to get together with those people is to bang the blonde?
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Britta: I better not smile at that wall outlet, before you fry your face off!
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Pierce: Anthropology? Why study my ancient ancestors when we can just study the primitive races like Eskimos or Italians.
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Pierce: Look at us, living together, driving together. We're like Batman and Shaft!
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Pierce: I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival... but fair warning, it's my penis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed [to Jeff]: TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules. And likable leading men... We have you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley [to Abed]: Are you being meta?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: I'm hoping we can move away from the soap-y relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced, self-contained escapades.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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