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Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?

Isn't the whole reason you wanted to get together with those people is to bang the blonde?

Starburns

I better not smile at that wall outlet, before you fry your face off!

Britta

Anthropology? Why study my ancient ancestors when we can just study the primitive races like Eskimos or Italians.

Pierce

Look at us, living together, driving together. We're like Batman and Shaft!

Pierce

I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival... but fair warning, it's my penis.

Pierce

TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules. And likable leading men... We have you.

Abed [to Jeff]

Are you being meta?

Shirley [to Abed]

I'm hoping we can move away from the soap-y relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced, self-contained escapades.

Abed
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Community Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Are you being meta?

Shirley [to Abed]

I'm hoping we can move away from the soap-y relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced, self-contained escapades.

Abed
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