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Are we hugging or dancing?

Jeff

Have a family, share your life. That and learning computers are two things you just can't knock out at the end.

Pierce

She's grifting him. She's taking a bunch of money from him. He thinks it's for school. But it's for...grifting!

Jeff

I have to go to my car and get my emergency shirt. And I don't even like that shirt!

Abed's dad

A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.

Troy

You want me to wingman you with your ex-stepdaughter?

Jeff

You're like a black ghost.

Shirley [to Abed's berka-wearing cousin]

Abed: I hate when they finish each other's...
Troy:... pies.

Slater: We need to talk.
Jeff: Are you breaking up with me?
Slater: Oh, good. Guess we don't need to talk.

Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.

I can't say no to those big doe eyes. It's like strangling a mermaid with a bike chain.

Jeff

I hate Glee! I don't see its appeal at all.

Jeff
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Community Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

I can't say no to those big doe eyes. It's like strangling a mermaid with a bike chain.

Jeff

I hate Glee! I don't see its appeal at all.

Jeff
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