Community "Basic Genealogy" Quotes
Jeff: Are we hugging or dancing?
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Pierce: Have a family, share your life. That and learning computers are two things you just can't knock out at the end.
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Jeff: She's grifting him. She's taking a bunch of money from him. He thinks it's for school. But it's for...grifting!
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Abed's dad: I have to go to my car and get my emergency shirt. And I don't even like that shirt!
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Troy: A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.
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Jeff: You want me to wingman you with your ex-stepdaughter?
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Shirley [to Abed's berka-wearing cousin]: You're like a black ghost.
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Abed: I hate when they finish each other's...
Troy:... pies.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Slater: We need to talk.
Jeff: Are you breaking up with me?
Slater: Oh, good. Guess we don't need to talk.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 12
