Community "Contemporary Impressionists" Quotes
Britta: You are so emotionally closed off in bed to the point that one time I didn't come up because I couldn't find good enough parking.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: If you have anything else do say, say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Abed is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Aviators. Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.
• Rating: Unrated
Chang: Thank you, sir. You won't regret this unless I rise up against you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dean Pelton: I don't know who told you that pouting was an option with me, but all you're making me feel is a hatred for Renee Zelweggeer.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dean Pelton: If you had hit a small student, they could have died.
Chang: I wouldn't do that. I have a heavy flashlight for them.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7