You are so emotionally closed off in bed to the point that one time I didn't come up because I couldn't find good enough parking.

Britta

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• Added: March 22, 2012

If you have anything else do say, say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.

Troy

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Abed is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.

Troy

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Aviators. Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.

Jeff

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Thank you, sir. You won't regret this unless I rise up against you.

Chang

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• Added: March 22, 2012

I don't know who told you that pouting was an option with me, but all you're making me feel is a hatred for Renee Zelweggeer.

Dean Pelton

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Dean Pelton: If you had hit a small student, they could have died.
Chang: I wouldn't do that. I have a heavy flashlight for them.

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• Added: March 22, 2012