Community Season 3 Episode 9: "Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism" Quotes
Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?Policeman [to Annie]
You're moving in was supposed to turn us calm!Troy
Once you make a boy pee his pants, you think about where you life is headed.Shirley
Shirley I'm gonna be perfectly blunt with you, the few times you've been a little bad are when I liked you the most.Jeff
It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us! Like out of town weddings where the reception's in the same place as everybody's rooms.Shirley
Jeff you don't need to worry about what foreigners think about you, that's your right as an American.Shirley
Shirley you wouldn't get it. It's not a fresh baked pie thing.Jeff
Annie, do you know how many sitcoms have done the secretly replace a priceless item thing? Because Abed does. Abed knows everything.Troy
He only has the one eye Jeff, I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle. It's pretentious.Britta
Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.