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Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?

Policeman [to Annie]

You're moving in was supposed to turn us calm!

Troy

Once you make a boy pee his pants, you think about where you life is headed.

Shirley

Shirley I'm gonna be perfectly blunt with you, the few times you've been a little bad are when I liked you the most.

Jeff

It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us! Like out of town weddings where the reception's in the same place as everybody's rooms.

Shirley

Jeff you don't need to worry about what foreigners think about you, that's your right as an American.

Shirley

Shirley you wouldn't get it. It's not a fresh baked pie thing.

Jeff

Annie, do you know how many sitcoms have done the secretly replace a priceless item thing? Because Abed does. Abed knows everything.

Troy

He only has the one eye Jeff, I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle. It's pretentious.

Britta

Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.

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Community Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

He only has the one eye Jeff, I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle. It's pretentious.

Britta

Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.

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