Community "Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism" Quotes
Policeman [to Annie]: Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: You're moving in was supposed to turn us calm!
• Rating: 3.2 / 5.0
Shirley: Once you make a boy pee his pants, you think about where you life is headed.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Jeff: Shirley I'm gonna be perfectly blunt with you, the few times you've been a little bad are when I liked you the most.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Shirley: It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us! Like out of town weddings where the reception's in the same place as everybody's rooms.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Shirley: Jeff you don't need to worry about what foreigners think about you, that's your right as an American.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Shirley you wouldn't get it. It's not a fresh baked pie thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Troy: Annie, do you know how many sitcoms have done the secretly replace a priceless item thing? Because Abed does. Abed knows everything.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Britta: He only has the one eye Jeff, I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle. It's pretentious.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10