Community "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples" Quotes
Abed: Dear God, my movie is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my entire life... I've got a real 'Snakes on a Plane' brewing.
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Shirley: Did you just scripture me, Muslim?
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Duncan: If farts are fair game, so is God.
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Troy [on heaven, rapping]: Ice cream is everywhere, but never on your thighs.
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Jeff: I'm Pierce Hawthorne's emergency contact.
Woman: So, you're here to pick him up?
Jeff: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
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Britta: I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed.
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Shirley: C'mon, Charlie Kaufman. Some of us have work in the morning!
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Abed: He was like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined.
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Shirley: The Bible has been called the greatest story ever told.
Abed: Ben Lyons said the same thing about I Am Legend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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