Community Season 2 Episode 5: "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples" Quotes
Dear God, my movie is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my entire life... I've got a real 'Snakes on a Plane' brewing.Abed
Did you just scripture me, Muslim?Shirley
If farts are fair game, so is God.Duncan
Ice cream is everywhere, but never on your thighs.Troy [on heaven, rapping]
Jeff: I'm Pierce Hawthorne's emergency contact.
Woman: So, you're here to pick him up?
Jeff: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed.Britta
C'mon, Charlie Kaufman. Some of us have work in the morning!Shirley
He was like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined.Abed
Shirley: The Bible has been called the greatest story ever told.
Abed: Ben Lyons said the same thing about I Am Legend.