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You're not worth the monologue.

Jeff

Guys like you should be more scared, you trust-funded, body-spray, Eli Roth DVD-owner.

Jeff

Britta: Why don't you sell him a pill that'll make him give up on his dreams?
Annie: Relaxarex doesn't make you give up on your dreams! That's a side effect!

Britta: I'm on sabbatical.
Troy: You're Jewish??

They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia AND the cure for fibromyalgia

Annie

Maybe we should brainstorm fundraising ideas that AREN'T bake sales OR zoos where the humans are in cages and the animals come to visit.

Annie

After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.

Dean

Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale--ranked America's #2 community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.com.

Dean

Repo man: Maybe you should have spent less money on special effects.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, Francis Ford Repo Man.

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Community Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale--ranked America's #2 community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.com.

Dean

Repo man: Maybe you should have spent less money on special effects.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, Francis Ford Repo Man.

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