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Community

How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?

Pierce

Brought to you by the yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop!

Troy

You hear that? That's not a heart monitor, it's a machine telling me I'm low on khakis.

Jeff

We're live tweeting Annie's move on twitter, hashtag Annie's move.

Troy

Somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.

Shirley

Off campus, I'm just a craig-ular Joe.

Dean Pelton

I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that co-habitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade magazine calls "Schwimmer fatigue."

Shirley

Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.

Pierce [to Annie]

Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!

Annie
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