Community "Studies in Modern Movement" Quotes
Pierce: How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Troy: Brought to you by the yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jeff: You hear that? That's not a heart monitor, it's a machine telling me I'm low on khakis.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Troy: We're live tweeting Annie's move on twitter, hashtag Annie's move.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: Somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
• Rating: Unrated
Dean Pelton: Off campus, I'm just a craig-ular Joe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that co-habitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade magazine calls "Schwimmer fatigue."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Pierce [to Annie]: Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.
• Rating: Unrated
Annie: Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Britta: When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that make you want to smother them with a pillow.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10