Community Season 3 Episode 7: "Studies in Modern Movement" Quotes
How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?
Pierce
Brought to you by the yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop!
Troy
You hear that? That's not a heart monitor, it's a machine telling me I'm low on khakis.
Jeff
We're live tweeting Annie's move on twitter, hashtag Annie's move.
Troy
Somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
Shirley
Off campus, I'm just a craig-ular Joe.
Dean Pelton
I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that co-habitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade magazine calls "Schwimmer fatigue."
Shirley
Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.
Pierce [to Annie]
Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!
Annie
When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that make you want to smother them with a pillow.
Britta
