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Community Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 22: "Introduction to Finality"

Troy: I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because I'm their Messiah.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Shirley: You were like a white Blair Underwood.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Don't use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jeff: Helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Britta: Everything is terrible.
Annie: Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evil Abed: You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vice Dean Laybourne: You fix not only air conditioners. But the men who fix them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: I'm reading the novelization of The Chronicles of Ridd**k.
Evil Abed: Can you really say that's a saner decision?
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
Leonard: No such thing as bad press.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "The First Chang Dynasty"

Britta: This is a lock of my hair.
Troy: Creepy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Official: Nobody can sit on something this big.
Dean: IIIII'll sit on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Chang started his solo. Knowing him, that gives us only nine minutes to get to the records room.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Troy: Chang you're insane. You're still into keytar?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: This job's getting bigger than my wife's credit card bill at Marshall's. I mean, they have great stuff, I know that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pierce: A, that is racist. B, swamis can't drive, they're Indians.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
Abed: Like my wife's mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Murray: Not a lot of people get a second chance. Just you, and probably Obama.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Murray: Wherever there is air, we have eyes.
Troy: Gross.
 • Rating: Unrated

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