Community Season 3 Quotes
Bitches is gay talk for friends.
Pierce
Wow Pierce! Congratulations on meeting the minimum requirements for of open mindedness!
Britta
Student: Excuse me are you Pierce Hawthorne, Hawthrone wipes?
Pierce: At your cervix! Sorry I thought you were a lady.
I'm sure it's not biggie, but I'm a horny man so I'm only half present.
Jeff
I'm no sociopath, I always know what I'm doing is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like taking tests, doing work, and getting yelled at. So if you think about it, I'm the sanest person here.
Jeff
I'm a werewolf who feeds on selfish vampires!
Annie
She ripped into his torso like a gerbil shredding a Quaker Oats box!
Annie
Troy: You tried to destroy us, but you only made us-
Troy/Abed: More Awesome!!!
I'm sorry, you were about to get ridiculous?
Jeff
Dean: Devil here! Just stopping by here for a little damnation orientation, here's the sched: at 10 you'll be buried neck deep in scorpions, at 11:15 lava enemas, followed by Pilates! Pilates is the demon that eats your genitals.
Pierce: What did I do to deserve that? Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Troy: I didn't say it was you. I said it was a crazy, old, racist doctor.
By sewing my butt to my chest, you've given me boobs I can touch all day.
Pierce
