Community Season 3 Quotes
As somebody who spent the majority of their life in prison, what happened to Legos? They used to be so simple.
Professor
Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.
Your love is weird and toxic. And it destroys everything it touches.
Todd
Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.
Pierce
Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!
Annie [to Jeff]
You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.
Jeff [to Annie]
I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
Shirley
Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
We spend too much time together.
Troy/Abed
Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?
Let's take the foot off of the crazy pedal for a minute.
Professor Cligoris
I piss warnings. Pig.
Britta [to Chang]
