Community Season 3 Quotes
I swear, they're just for sex!
Chang [about handcuffs]
Annie stop. You're acting like a little school girl and not in a hot way.
Jeff
Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay."
Pierce
Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of bed.
Troy [to Britta]
Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin?!
Jeff
Chang: What do I do if I see a crime?
Security Guard: Do what a security guard does and call a cop.
Jeff: We've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: I'm back!
It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.
Jeff
I can't believe Jeff attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
Shirley
Jeff what happened? You look...70.
Troy
I don't remember anything you said before "rectum"!!!
Dean Pelton
I think time flies when you're joking around about movie titles that sound like names for poop.
Jeff
