Criminal Minds

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Agent Morgan: Nothing about that house says rob me. Beat up eight-year old minivan in the driveway, there's nothing fancy inside to get.
Agent Rossi: Violent hardcore burglars don't pick random targets, so why these homes? These people, they're terrified. Half of them are moving, the other half are joining neighborhood watch.
Morgan: Well can you blame them?
Rossi: This whole community's going to be on edge until we catch these guys.

Agent Morgan: I am never making you angry again. I mean who knew the Pennsylvania Petite could give such an ass whooping?
JJ: Well I'm just glad my hand-to-hand coach could work his schedule around my State Dept. duties.
Morgan: My pleasure, I'm just grateful it all paid off. You were great out there, I'm proud of you. Now why don't you get your little butt home. I'm sure Will's worried about you.
JJ: Yeah well we did have dinner reservations but (gestures to face) I'm thinking we'll do takeout instead.

Dr. Reid: The UnSub couldn't have known his victims more than a few hours. He's convincing total strangers to let him buy their drinks?
Agent Rossi: In my experience people don't question an open bar. They just give thanks and order another round.
Reid: Unless he's finding his targets on the streets and then inviting them to his house for a private party.
Rossi: But how does he figure out that they match his victimology. In order for him to do that, he'd have to spend time with them, listen to their troubles...
Reid: What are you thinking?
Rossi: Who can you pour your problems to over drinks even though you've never met them before.
Reid: The same person who can make sure you don't run a paper trail.

Garcia: The ME report came back, and none of the victims were sexually assaulted...aside from that unfortunate appendage removal thing.
Agent Rossi: Any luck on the paper trails?
Garcia: Sean Taylor used his credit card at a gym near the convention center. JJ and Reid are on their way there now.
Agent Morgan: Alright see if you can hack their cell phones too. Maybe they were meeting up with someone the night they disappeared.
Garcia: Yes, I know you like me one step ahead, so there were no calls around the time of disappearance, and the rest is going to take a little longer for me to crack.
Morgan: Thank you, crazy.
Garcia: Anytime. Fantasy Fatale bids you good day!

Agent Prentiss: He's castrating his victims post mortem, so torture isn't his game.
Agent Morgan: A shot to the head is efficient, I don't think he wants his victims to suffer.
Agent Hotchner: A quick kill isn't personal, and it lacks the thrill on which a lot of UnSubs thrive.
Morgan: But the castration is very personal. He probably knew his victims.
JJ: Or he could be impotent. The UnSub feels emasculated so he wants this victims to feel the same way.

Agent Rossi: You know, race day is almost here. You'll need a new excuse to see her.
Agent Hotchner: It's been handled.
Rossi: Attaboy. When?
Hotch: Friday.
Rossi: Come hell or high water, Aaron, I will get us back by Friday.

Prentiss: She took the Piano Man captive?
Morgan: Unless he's not the Piano Man. I mean think about it, would the Piano Man call us to rescue him?
Rossi: She could be shooting at the wrong guy.

Prentiss: OK let me get this straight, the Piano Man is trying to convince us that Herman Scobee is responsible for all of these crimes.
Hotchner: And if these two have studied each other this closely then Scobee is the key to finding the Piano Man.
JJ: His lawyer's here, he's not going to talk to us.
Hotchner: He will when he finds out he's being set up.

Reid: Fourteen is when we start to make our own musical choices. Our cognitive development evolves at that age and we start to form our own cultural identity.
Morgan: We stop listening to the music that our parents played and we start listening to the music that our friends listen to.
Reid: Our musical experiences imprint on us. Our hormonal surges as teenagers may make the choices seem more personal and passionate, and later on in life we might experiment with other musical selections. But no music ever impacts us as much as that we listen to at age 14.

JJ: Evanescence, Likin Park and Nickleback.
Morgan: So Herman Scobee's into that new metal goth stuff.
JJ: Yeah, his tramp stamp probably spells out Massengil. This guy doesn't even have any Rage Against the Machine.
Morgan: (looking at her)
JJ: What? I rock.

Garcia: At 7:36 he loaded an mp3 via USB drive, played it and promptly deleted it. Cleared the history so he could cover up his tracks.
Agent Morgan: The Un-Sub brought his own music to an abduction?
Garcia: Yes he did, and that is creepy.

Agent Prentiss: Vanessa Campbell and her husband moved to a new address. They put locks on the doors, they took precautions. She even knew what to do if she was dosed again and it still wasn't enough. That's what he gets out of it.
Agent Hotchner: Their fear. He wants them to know that no matter what, he can still get to them.

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Criminal Minds Season 7 Quotes

Agent Rossi: Have you ever been in the field?
Senator Cramer: I have, but I'm not the one on trial here.
Rossi: Then maybe you can imagine what it was like to find Emily Prentiss dying at the hands of Ian Doyle. Now ask yourself, was it wrong for him to want to take him out?

Garcia: This would've been a heck of a lot easier had he gone digital.
Morgan: Garcia there's an art to this. This guy was meticulous, definitely a control freak.
Garcia: Yeah, he's dead. He couldn't control that.