Alright, enough of this quiet man crap. Are you okay?

Jo

Mac: I believed her.
Jo: Based on...?
Mac: My gut.
Jo: Mac, you always tell the guys to use their heads, not their hearts.
Mac: I didn't say my heart. I said my gut.

Lindsey: This spot could be grease.
Danny: You better hope it is given where we found it.
Lindsey: You're gross.

Mac: A southern girl like you has a problem with gentlemen's clubs?
Jo: Hell no! What I have a problem with is a gentleman who may have committed murder.

There's a lot of sex going on in this room. Apparently V.I.P. means something else.

Flack

See, it's all the little details criminals never pay attention to. Just one little something they forget and we nail them. I love this job.

Jo

Keith: No, I just do what I'm told.
Lindsey: So, you're a pompous lackey ass?

Jo: That is so cruel. If they were on my squad I'd kick 'em to the D team.
Lindsey: You were a cheerleader.
Jo: Don't act like you weren't.

So, she just wasn't checking out a book. She was getting a little sex education.

Lindsey

Danny: She was a pretty smart girl....Calculus C.
Jo: Lord, I never knew there was an A or a B.

Danny: You got a hall pass young lady?
(Jo flashes her badge)
Danny: Alright, that'll do.

I adopted you because you needed me...And, because I needed you.

Jo

CSI: NY Quotes

This place is sooo creepy, but I guess funeral home? What else would it be?

Jo

Jo: We've got an appointment to go visit the dead.
Flack: Work related I hope.