Popular CSI: NY Quotes
Jo: You have a little black book listing all the things wrong with the ex-wife?
Russ Josephson: No, it's a list of all the things I adore about you.
Mac: And how are you?
Jo: I think I messed up, Mac. You know all my friends keep saying to me, "Jo, you know, when most people get divorced they just rebound into some awful relationship, or they spend all their money traveling through Europe trying to find themselves. But you, you adopt a child."
I'm your wife, okay? You don't have to turn on me.
Lindsey
Jo: So all this time we've been looking at food trucks we should have been focusing on fine dining.
Mac: Let's go see if murder is on the menu.
Camille: I'm throwing a party and was wondering if you wanted to come by.
Hawkes: Babe, didn't we almost just die?
Camille: Why do you think I'm throwing a party?
Danny: What about that feast that we brought you in bed?
Lindsey: That was Mother's Day...two years ago.
I'm not pregnant. I'm just hungry.
Lindsey
Adam: Hey Mac, if a bird spits on you do you think it's the same good luck as whe-
Mac: Figure it out, Adam.
Thirty-two years in a monkey suit my eyes are always open.
Bill Hunt
Jo:Whoever did this had a basic knowledge of crime scene investigation.
Danny:Basic knowledge? Kinda like the Feds.
Jo: I heard that Messer.
Two years. Every year as a cop is two human years.
Flack
Mac:Will he be giving milk and cookies, and singing me a lullaby?
Flack:The lullaby thing is a little weird, but milk and cookies, that could happen.
