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Dr. Schaffer: Your life is mostly going to be taking her to appointments or here with her in the house.
Larry: I can still play golf.
Dr. Schaffer: Absolutely not. I don't imagine you'd have time for that.
Larry: Once a week?
Dr. Schaffer: No times a week. You won't have time for that.
Larry: What? Nine holes?
Dr. Schaffer: Zero holes, Mr. David!

You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser.

Larry

I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Larry

You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it!

Larry

Can I tell you something about apricots? 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.

Larry
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 Quotes

You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it!

Larry

Can I tell you something about apricots? 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.

Larry