I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they're doing, chicken wise.

Larry

Larry: You really are your mother's daughter, aren't you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.

Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.

Larry: I think if you didn't want to sleep with her, you wouldn't be so tolerant of the LOL.
Eddie: Well that goes without saying.

Shara: I like you.
Larry: What's not to like.
Shara: Ehh, you're a Jew.

I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic shit hole.

Funkhouser

You know what you are? You're a social assassin.

Jeff

You're saying LOL. You're verbal texting.

Larry

You say what everyone's thinking. You just come out with it. It's impressive.

Ron (to Larry)

She's an adult when she turns 13 or learns to make her first latkes.

Funkhouser

Juliet: How are the potatoes?
Larry: Actually, the potatoes are a little cold.

He has no balls. I have a solid single ball.

Jeff

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 3 Quotes

Juliet: How are the potatoes?
Larry: Actually, the potatoes are a little cold.

He has no balls. I have a solid single ball.

Jeff