Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm "Palestinian Chicken" Quotes

Larry: I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they're doing, chicken wise.
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Larry: You really are your mother's daughter, aren't you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.
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Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.
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Larry: I think if you didn't want to sleep with her, you wouldn't be so tolerant of the LOL.
Eddie: Well that goes without saying.
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Shara: I like you.
Larry: What's not to like.
Shara: Ehh, you're a Jew.
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Funkhouser: I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic s**t hole.
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Jeff: You know what you are? You're a social assassin.
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Larry: You're saying LOL. You're verbal texting.
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Ron (to Larry): You say what everyone's thinking. You just come out with it. It's impressive.
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Funkhouser: She's an adult when she turns 13 or learns to make her first latkes.
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