Curb Your Enthusiasm "Ted and Mary" Quotes
Larry: I'd like to return this, please.
Sales woman: What seems to be the problem?
Larry: You know, it's kinda of half-jacket, half-shirt; half-man, half-beast.
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Shoe Salesman: I am not a shoe whore!
Larry: I didn't accuse you of being a shoe whore!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mary's Mother: Your wife must be very proud of you.
Larry: No, she's not.
Mary's Mother: She's not?
Larry: Not even a little bit
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Larry [on Ted Danson]: Everything's "heaven" with him. The comment if he had a piece of gum, "I'm in heaven." Had to taste a chocolate bar, "oh, oh, I'm in heaven." The parking space is "heaven."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4