Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Acupuncturist" Quotes
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than ever everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
Cheryl: No, I don't think so.
Larry: Yes, I think so my friend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry [on his diatribe against Casual Fridays]: I'm telling you, soon it's going to be Casual Monday. Five to ten years—that's the direction we're heading. It's gonna be a sad state of affairs
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: I'm a man of honor.
Acupuncturist: It's a family tradition, honor.
Larry: Well, it's not in my family, but I'm trying to break the mold
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