Ben: You are such a baby. You're a grown-man baby!
Larry: Are you saying I'm a man-child?

Larry: I've got "severe tire damage."
Ben: That sucks.
Larry: You know those signs? It's true!

Larry: I think I got a guy for you.
Haboos: A blind date?
Larry: Literally.

Michael: What matters to women is what's on the inside.
Larry: First of all, you've got nothing inside you, okay? Let me just make that clear. You're the most superficial man I've ever met, blind or sighted.

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