Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Car Pool Lane" Quotes

Monena: I will pull a titty out in this thing!
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Monena: This chronic is the shiznick.
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Monena: Hey daddy, you wanna date with momma?
Larry: (sees empty HOV lane) Get in the car.
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Larry: (to country club interviewers) If you're ever looking for a good blow job at a reasonable rate, she's your gal.
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Marty: I gotta pick up someone at the airport, and I know it's on the way. Can you give me a lift, please?
Larry: Why don't you ask your father to help jump start the car? (to empty passenger seat) Hey Leo, why don't you give him a push?!
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Nat: That's good s**t.
Monena: You're crazy! "That's some good s**t."
Nat: I wonder what it is to smoke bad s**t?
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Monena: You bought me one little raggedy-ass hot dog!
Larry: Yeah, which you proceded to blow!
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Monena: I can give four blow jobs an hour.
Larry: Four blow jobs an hour?
Monena: Oh yes, I'm good.
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Larry: An ounce of schwag, $200.
Dealer: $200.
Larry: Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
Dealer: Look, you can pay me $200 or go f**k yourself. I don't need to sell the drugs. The drugs'll sell themselves.
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Attorney: Is there any reason you can think of that you would not be able to decide this case in a fair an impartial manner?
Larry: I don't know that I could, Mr. Condan, given that the defendant is a negro.
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