Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Grand Opening" Quotes
Cheryl: (seeking outfit approval) Is it too 'Knot's Landing'?
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: You know how bookstores make you feel stupid?
Jeff: Yeah.
Larry: Well health food stores make me feel really unhealthy.
• Rating: Unrated
Cheryl: (to no one in particular) You Goddamn f**king son of a bitch!
Susie: (thinking she's being addressed) F**k you, you car wash c**t. I had a dental appointment!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: You have far more bald professionals than the average person.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4

