Stella: It sounds like you appreciate the art form.
Larry: Well I appreciate naked women.

You called me old? You're two days older than I am.

Larry

Funkhouser: We ought to do this more often.
Larry: Come to disgusting strip clubs?

The dog without the bag, it's incomplete. It's a marriage.

Larry

Have you set a day aside when you're gonna finally look at her face?

Funkhouser

Richard: A lot of people call me who are suicidal.
Larry: I don't think you'd be my suicide call.

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