Larry: I changed my mind. I'd like to get it back.
Richard Lewis: You can't be an East Indian-giver.

(reading from condolence book) "Beautiful service. Sorry about your loss. Where's Larry?"


Andy: You missed a good one. This was a really nice...
Larry: I'm sorry I missed it. Perhaps had I been notified, I may have been able to attend my mother's funeral.

My mother had a tattoo on her ass?

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