Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Weatherman" Quotes
Susie: Jeffrey, who's there?
Jeff: Larry.
Susie: (hushed) Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom, and close the door.
• Rating: Unrated
Susie: (sees an apparent boner on Larry after Oscar muzzled his crotch) Enjoying the dog, Larry?
• Rating: Unrated
Weatherman: The jet stream is controlled by the rotation of the earth. You know who controls that? God!
Larry: There's a jet stream of bulls**t coming out of your mouth, my friend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: Do me a favor? Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down.
Nat: What are you, p***y-whipped?
• Rating: Unrated
Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: Do you crap standing up?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
