Jake: If I didn't know better, I'd think you were asking me out on a date.
Kate: No date. Just two friends and an open bar.

You need to die.

Gina

Eduardo: Isn't the good news that your father's alive?
Andre: It's a mixed blessing.

Deimos, you know it's so surprising that a man as beloved as you would get the crap kicked out of him. Tell me, did a mob just descend on you or did your friends draw straws to see who got the honors?

Victor

As I grew up, I learned that not everyone thought of Stefano the way I did. Some said he was a terrible man, evil. But he was a man who knew what he wanted and went after it. That's not evil. That's smart, something to be admired. It's taken me a long time to make up my mind what I want. But now I know. And Chanel, what I want is not you.

Johnny

John: So? Did that movie scare the hell out of you?
Marlena: I don't know. A woman possessed by the devil? Seems a little far-fetched to me.

I told you about my friend who stopped me from going off a cliff. But I still had a long way to go before my feet were back on the ground.

JJ

Ben Weston sane? Oh my God, has the world gone mad?

Rafe

Unless Salem has changed in the last 20 years, in about five minutes everyone will know that I threw clam chowder at you.

Nancy

Look, Brady, I know weddings can bring up a lot of complicated feelings for people, especially when they are interrupted by a homicidal maniac.

Victor

Paulina: I already told you, I thought it was better to ask forgiveness than permission.
Abe: You will get neither from me. Not that it matters to you. You played me.

Vivian: You have made a good impression, and I don't make compliments lightly.
Eve: Then I'll return the favor. You look good for someone who's been dead for two years.