You don't have facts. You have opinions.

Sonny

Vivian: You must be the public defender. You have to get me out of here. I need to go home to my children.
Kate: Vivian. Knock it off. You know exactly who I am.
Vivian: How could I? I've never even seen you before.
Kate: Yeah right. [opens door for Jake] Well, maybe you know who this is.
[After Jake enters]
Kate: So. Aren't you going to say hello to your long-lost son?

I hate your compliments more than I hate your slurs.

Will

Stefan: I don't know if I can wait until tomorrow morning to open this.
Abigail: Well, I think you can be forgiven for opening one special present on Christmas Eve.
Stefan: Just don't tell Santa.
[Stefan opens the box.]
Stefan: Oh. [opens and unrolls documents] What the hell is this?
Abigail: Divorce papers. Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch.

Our little girl blew that punk away.

John

Eduardo: All right, what is going on here? Why do you feel a need to kick this girl when she's down?
Kate: She's down? She's always down and out, and it's always her fault. Eddie, she got pregnant by a dead man. She used another woman's eggs. She failed to share that information with anyone, including the biological mother. And SHE'S the damsel in distress?

Kayla: I don't know. Maybe he's one of those types of guys who can't take No for an answer.
Steve: Wait a minute. You don't think Tripp did this, do you?

You killed him, he goes in your trunk.

Dario

You can look, but you can't touch. I'm just a drunken hallucination.

Gabby

Leo: Your only witness is a little boy who has an overactive imagination and thinks I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Shawn: We have a corroborating witness.
Leo: What, did you question Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?

Abigail: The light from ordinary would take about 8 million years to reach us.
Chad: Let's get some wine, chat, talk about how my dad came back from the dead a week after my wife.

Sami: I heard about Eric staying in the Congo. He's putting the needs of starving kids in the Congo over yours.
Nicole: I knew what Eric was when I married him. He will always do what he thinks is right.
Sami: I know, isn't it annoying?