Tate: Holly and I are very open and honest with each other. If she had a crush on Johnny, she would have told me.
Chanel: Okay, well if you say that she's not crushing on Johnny, then maybe I was wrong.
Johnny: Here, let me record you saying that.
Chanel: Put that phone away or I'll shove it down your throat. And I said maybe.

Kayla: I don't think we should say anything to Maggie if you're not 100% sure.
Steve: How about 90%?

Roman: Where's my grandson?
Eric: Here he is.
Roman: Oh wow. He's beautiful. And maybe I'm imagining things, but the eyes... I can see the resemblance.

What do you mean, Supermax? He didn't try to blow up the world! Yeah, bah humbug to you too. [Hangs up phone] I know you did this, Sloan Petersen. Now I'm going to blow up your world.

Leo

Jada: What happened to you?
Stephanie: I dropped a water bottle on my foot and then I fled the scene of a head-on collision with my jealous exes.

Everett: I'm surprised you're here.
Chad: I am the boss.
Everett: Right. You seemed more like the type who would sit in your mansion counting all your money.

I can just see the headlines now. Dimera CEO caught in drug smuggling operation.

Stefan

Stephanie: You can't leave because I have a very important question.
Jada: Yes, very important.
Stephanie: How are you about sex?
Harris: How am I about sex?
Jada and Stephanie: SOCKS.
Harris: How am I about socks? That's the weirdest thing anyone has ever asked me.?

Stefan: You just called me Jake.
Ava: So what if I did? You look alike.
Stefan: Of course we do, because newsflash, we were identical twins! Jake's heart may be beating in my chest, but that is the only thing we have in common.
Ava: You're right. Jake was kind and generous, so generous that he let me sleep in the bed and slept on the floor. You would never do that.
Stefan: Damn right I wouldn't, and a good thing, cause otherwise I wouldn't be ruthless enough to get us out of this mess with Clyde Weston.

This holiday rush is gonna work me into an early retirement.

Chanel

EJ: I thought you accepted that this baby wasn't ours.
Nicole: I did. I still do. It's just that Sloan left him.
EJ: What?
Nicole: When I was out I saw Sloan with the stroller and I saw her just leave him all alone. Only God knows what might have happened if I didn't take him. I saved his life.

So did you come to search the place, to see who else I might be getting busy with?

Stephanie