Abigail: At least she is consistent. She's always a bitch.
Melanie: It's almost an art form for her.

You are on the ground and my heel is on your throat after all these years.

Jennifer

Will, missing a birthday is messing up. Cheating is a betrayal of everything that a marriage is suppose to be.

Adrienne

Nicole: No, no way, Deimos...
Deimos: Don't say that. You don't want to say that!
Nicole: I have an idea. Why don't you stop telling me what I want and what I don't want? Please!

But if you do anything to hurt my daughter you'll have to answer to me and just so we're clear that rap sheet included running someone over with a car, so you understand.

Eve

(to Kate) Stefano is a bastard. He's evil incarnate. We've both known that for decades.

Victor

You're sensitive about getting an ex-priest into the sack so you can grab his elephant.

Xander

Hope: All that Mayberry: RFD stuff, do you buy it, any of it?

I mean he was so not even close to Mr. Right. He was barely Mr. Right Now.

Theresa

Hope: Someone just wanted to get here really early.
Aiden: What? It's my only chance to try the ring toss before I have to shove a kid out of the way.

Aiden: Is this where I get the third degree?
John: No, I already know you're not good enough for Hope. Nobody is.

This damn bad habit of blaming everyone else for Will's mistakes. Will is not the victim here. You know what, actually mistake is a pretty generous word for cheating on his husband.

Adrienne