There is no one else on earth, save our children for whom I would run around apologizing my very existence. Just you Samantha.

EJ

She is a, what's the technical term? Whack job.

Brady

EJ: You know what it means for a Dimera to turn his back on a member of his family?
Sami: You want a medal?

I know your plan for the company, yes. You're going to leave me destitute. Sell off everything I have. Leave me in a puddle of my own tears crying into a pile of my Prada suits.

EJ

We've been married. We're engaged again. We have two kids together. I'm not going to see anything I haven't seen before.

Sami

The next time that you ever have a problem with me or one of my friends, I suggest that you come to me instead of going behind my back and speaking to my mother.

Abigail

You're both acting like two squirrels in a bag. What the hell's going on with you two?

Victor

Oh honey, that girl is judging the size of your wallet and waiting for her chance.

Maggie

Everyone seemed pretty happy. It wasn't like a Salem wedding at all.

Lucas

When it comes to screwing up, you're the gold standard.

Theresa

Jenn: I think we should all play a game.
Nicole: Oh please, dear God, no. What? I don't like games.
Eric: Strange, I thought that was your specialty.

Kate: You were at EJ and Sami's wedding. So how did that go? Any surprises?
Lucas: Like what?
Kate: Gee, I don't know. Locust, sexually explicit videos, semi-automatic weapons?