Chad: You mind telling me what that little show down at the hospital was today?
Kate: What show?
Chad: The one where you got the media to appoint your little hillbilly boyfriend as the patron saint of Salem.

If you don't think there's room enough for the two of us in this town, you rest assured, I will make room.

Clyde

Well, actually yeah. I went home and I was like, Hey Mom, guess what? I totally just bagged Eve, who happens to be your worst enemy. High five.

JJ

I'm thinking we should rename it the wine club because there is not a lot of reading happening.

Jennifer

I'm not going to stand here and beg you. Either you want the job or you don't.

Victor

All we need is a big opening. You put on a white tuxedo jacket like Rick in Casablanca.

Victor

Now more than ever I need to work for us, don't I?

Will

The person who has the biggest problem with people knowing you're gay is you.

Sonny

I am not putting this behind us and you want to know why? Because I see you for the lethal, toxic snake that you are.

Serena

Yeah, that's me. The guy that women feel they can open up to, feel comfortable around, kind of like an old shoe.

Lucas

Nicole: Daniel, that's why I'm telling you all this. I don't want to take it slow.
Daniel: Yeah, I kind of got that when I saw you in that dress.

Why do men's eyes go right to your research?

Serena

Days of Our Lives Quotes

What a waste of a huge talent.

T (about the stripper)

Abigail: A woman of your class not to mention your ageā€¦
Kate: Careful, my pretty.