To be honest, the thought of beginning a brand-new year while not remembering any of the past years... that would make me uncomfortable, and that would make you uncomfortable.

Abe

Leo: I'm the only one who truly understands you. Both our soulmates are locked up in prison.
Stefan: Yeah, except my soulmate is innocent and yours is a slimy dirtbag.

You don't like my cape? Despite the opinion of Edna Mode, capes are back and so am I.

Leo

Brady: Theresa, this new year is probably going to just be like the old one.
Theresa: Why are you such a cynic? This new year will be amazing. We're gonna stop the war and end world hunger and stop climate change.

Proposition? We'e already been over this, Leo. You're not my type.

Chad

Chanel: I just wish we hadn't left Mama at home tonight.
Johnny: You know she wouldn't have let us stay home tonight.
Chanel: Yeah, but going into the New Year, thinking she might have cancer...
Johnny: Hey. Paulina Price, she's a force to be reckoned with.

If you really want a date, how about you go to obnoxious date dot com.

Johnny

Sloan: When will this end?
Leo: Oh, honey. It ends when you are ready to give up your baby and admit he doesn't belong to you.

Nicole: I'm so nervous I can't speak and I'm starting to think this isn't a good idea.
Marlena: Why would that be?
Nicole: For one thing, you're Eric's mother.

Just give me the prescriptions or whatever I need to get rid of this lump in my neck and move on with my life!

Paulina

Tripp: We have big news. I hope you understand why we have to do this.
Ava: You're getting married? Wendy, are you pregnant?
Wendy: It's nothing like that.
Ava: Then what is it?
Wendy: I'm moving to China.
Tripp: And I'm moving with her.

Ava: Aren't you cold?
Harris: I don't care about being cold. I care about you lying to me.