So did you have somebody watching me or do you have cameras in my bedroom and do you have any notes on my performance?

Chad

Stay away from her. Was that ambiguous? Require illustrations, flashcards maybe?

Victor

Why is it that you're the one who screws up our life and I'm the one who has to defend myself?

Sonny

I think they said you were being released today but I couldn't really hear through all the cheering and the brass band playing in the background.

Melanie

Because you and Shane did such a fabulous job with your own kids.

Victor

Have you never shacked up with a married man, really? Isn't that the whole reason I'm here?

Lucas

Dinner with you and Clyde. I'd rather hold my breath and pass out.

Hope

Jennifer: Well maybe you wouldn't get blackmailed if you didn't sleep with your daughter's boyfriend.
Eve: You always were a smug little brat. Now you've managed to produce two more just like you.

Maybe she just whored around for so long that she couldn't keep track of who was who and that's why...

Will

The only reason we're together is because you decided to spend the last few months doing the Baroness Von Trapp.

Lucas

What is that, turn down service? I don't think anybody was turning anybody down in this room.

Justin

Aww. Will you stop and rescue a puppy on the way?

Marlena

Days of Our Lives Quotes

Good things come to those who drink.

Teresa

If it weren't for poor, little, slutty Abby, if you wouldn't have had sex with her none of this would have happened.

Sami