(to Ben) I keep making the same mistake, don't I? Talking to you like you're actually a functioning adult.

Chad

Victor: What the hell happen to you?
Theresa: I broke my ankle.
Victor: Eh, I would have thought your kneecaps would be the first to go.

I just think that you should put more effort into just being with Sonny instead of all these schemes, you know? You'd be a lot better off. You're worse than your mother.

Lucas

The guy was in the closet six months ago and now he's the gay guru?

Will

Eric: Are you alright?
Nicole: I will be after I knock her teeth out.

Nicole: I should have kept going after you with everything I had.
Serena: Which is what exactly? Your charm and razor sharp intellect?

Justin: And I was being a jerk.
Kate: Well there, something we can agree on.

Justin: I did sleep with someone else and Adrienne is sleeping with Lucas.
Kate: Yeah but in Salem that's grounds for an embarrassing, public shouting match, not a divorce.

Better be careful, Sonny boy, or next time I'll have them shove that knife through your heart instead of your back.

Clyde

Stefano: What is going on with you and Clyde Weston?
Victor: Well, Maggie and I go square dancing with him and Kate every Thursday night. That man is the Baryshnikov of the two-step.

He hasn't threatened to kill me lately so I guess I’m ahead.

Chad

Oh come on, Abby. You got one last time with a guy who can actually finish sentences and anything else he starts.

Chad

Days of Our Lives Quotes

The good news is, they won't see the mess JJ's gotten into.

Julie

The only two people that Theresa has to rely on in this whole world is her psycho sister Eve and Ann Millbauer.

Brady