You are such a good person. Good people confuse me.


I've only read two e-mails from the woman and already I want to do a lot more than threaten her. My favorite type, a vindictive woman who can't spell.


Leverage is always a good thing, even with the people you care about.


You're both acting like two squirrels in a bag. What the hell's going on with you two?


You know Jennifer if you keep frowning like that you're going to get wrinkles. Wait, even more wrinkles.


Will: Everything's fine.
Marlena: Have you met me? That won't fly here.

You know, honey if you're going to expect applause every time you do your job right, you should really ask your girlfriend because that dull as dishwater slut should be good for something.


Our whole family history is in these boxes.


What an improvement over DiMera's one and two.


I got to be Cinderella's evil step-sister, and I killed it.


Hanging those big, old, ancient ornaments on their ugly Horton tree.


(to Clyde) Why don't you save your hayseed hack for the suckers that buy it.


Days of Our Lives Quotes

What a waste of a huge talent.

T (about the stripper)

Abigail: A woman of your class not to mention your ageā€¦
Kate: Careful, my pretty.