Kristen: So in a nutshell, you are aspiring to take over the world. Have I got that right?
Megan: I'm not being delusional or grandiose, Kristen. I'm dead serious. I'll start with Salem, `one bite of the corporate pie at a time.

EJ: I can't believe I didn't realize what was going on sooner.
Nicole: EJ, I -
EJ: That's why you didn't drink any champagne! That's why when I got down on one knee and asked you to be my wife, you looked at me and said the timing was bad. I told you I loved you and you couldn't even say it back.
Nicole: I felt guilty for not telling you the truth.
EJ: Not to mention that you knew you might be carrying another man's baby. You want to keep your options open.

Megan: I do have a 30-year gap in my resume. If you bring this to the board, it smacks a bit of nepotism, no?
Gabi: Even so, didn't you bring back four people from the dead? I mean, not a skill set everyone can brag about, no?
Kristen: Oh, I think I brought back a few more than that.
Stefan: Which is precisely why we need both of you. You're miracle workers, you two.
Megan: Oh! So it's not because you need our votes?
Stefan: Well, there's that too. But your ruthlessness and determination know no bounds, and you're also very skilled at coloring outside the lines.
Kristen: Oh, I get it. So while you're skimming through your Chicken Soup for the Shareholder's Soul, she and I will be doing the dirty work?

Gabi: We don't want the servants to hear.
Megan: Hear what?
Stefan: That we're planning our dear brother's demise. Not literally, of course.
Gabi: Yeah, sorry to get your hopes up.

Rafe: Abe's strong and he's a fighter.
Paulina: He just had brain surgery!

Eric: Well?
Nicole: Nothing yet. Kayla's meeting us in a few minutes to give us the test results.
EJ: Well, I'm not in suspense. The odds are in my favor. After all, you only slept with Nicole one time. Now that she and I are living together, we have been enjoying each other on a regular basis.
Nicole: Stop it! Don't make this into a sick, twisted competition. This is a child, a life.

Rafe: Chanel, I can't say anything until I speak to the DA.
Chanel: Okay, well I'm just going to tell you this. One way or another, Talia Hunter is not getting away with this.
Rafe: Yeah. All right. [gets up] Jada. There you are! How you holding up?
Jada: Fine. I just arrested Colin Bedford.
Chanel: And what about your sister?
Jada: I think she's gonna be okay.
Chanel: I wasn't inquiring aftert her health.
Rafe: Yeah, Chanel's been telling me everything.
Chanel: That your sister is just as guilty as Colin Bedford! Only, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, am I? So. You arrested him. Now what about her?
Jada: I...
Chanel: Look, I'm gonna go make sure my mom is okay. Because you see, she's worried that her husband might die because he got in Colin and Talia's way. So. If your sister is not arrested tonight, I will be calling the DA and alerting the media.

Sebastian: As soon as I heard the Greek police had that wretch in custody, I came to personally see to his extradition. As you might imagine, his escape from Alamania's most secure facility was quite an embarrassment.
Steve: Yeah, but listen -
Sebastian: This is an order from the highest court in Greece. It affirms our country's right to have Von Leuschner remanded to our custody.
Steve: Believe me, I understand why you want Dimitri to pay for what he did. He and his nutjob mother tried to use me and my best friend to take over the world. The man is a no-good son of a bitch.
Sebastian: On that I concur.
Steve: But here's the deal. If you take Dimitri back to Alamania and lock him up, a good man will lose his life.

Dimitri: Oh no, she hasn't brainwashed me. I don't need to be brainwashed to help Megan.
Harris: What is she, your girlfriend or something?
Dimitri: Oh hardly. No, no, no, no no. You see, Megan Hathaway, she's my mother.

Brady: Well, it sounds like we're going to have dinner with Eric and Sloan. Are we welcoming her to the family or...?
Marlena: No no, I don't think we need to go that far. It's obvious that Eric is very attached to her, so I think we've got to give her the benefit of the doubt, for his sake.
Brady: For his sake. Of course.
Marlena: Yeah. Since Eric is clearly very fond of her, she must have some redeeming qualities.
Brady: I hope so. I just don't see how my presence at the dinner is going to uplift her spirits at all.

Nicole: Anna?
Anna: Nicole, honey. Hi. How are you doing?
Nicole: I'm fine. Is something wrong?
Anna: Oh no, no, no, no, no, not at all. I just wanted to check in on you and see how things are going. Did you pick up those prenatal vitamins?
Nicole: Yes, I did. Anna, I hope you're alone. No one's within earshot, right?
Anna: No, don't worry. And I know I said this before, but I guess this bears repeating. No one is going to fhear about this pregnancy from me. [Tony approaches] Um, I have to hang up now. Talk to you later.
Nicole: What? Why? Is someone there?
Anna: No, no one. It's just a waiter.
[Anna hangs up the phone]
Tony: So, can I take your order, madam? Or would you like to hear the specials again?
Anna: Ha ha.
Tony: So tell me, who were you chatting with just now?
Anna: Oh, no one. It was just a wrong number.
Tony: I don't think so, Anna. ` However, I did hear you say that you would keep this pregnancy secret. So who were you talking to? Do I know this person? Who is with child?

Megan [to Stefano's portrait]: You know, it feels absolutely incredible to be here with you, Father. Even though I know you are only here in spirit, I feel filled with your power and authority. Spent my life searching, traveling the world. And now, I'm finally home, where I belong.
EJ: Who are you? And what the hell are you doing in my house?
Megan: Actually, I have as much right to be here as you do, baby brother.
EJ: My God.
Megan: You didn't expect me?
EJ: I heard about your release from prison, but I didn't expect you to show up here.
Megan: Where else would I go? This is my home. My name might be Hathaway, but I am a Dimera, through and through.