Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives "Boom Crunch" Quotes

Lee: Shouldn't you be out stealing the last can of Who hash?
Mrs. McCluskey: Wanna see me go all "Grinch" on your ass?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Daphne: Hey, wait up, I wanna go with you.
Jeff: Can't I have one moment of peace?
Daphne: Our therapist said we need to do more stuff together.
Jeff: I know, that's why I don't go to the therapist with you.
Daphne: Oh, come on, would it kill you to spend some time with the woman you love?
Jeff: I don't know, would you be upset if I brought her?
Daphne: As long as she doesn't deflate in the plane!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynette: Gaby, please, talk to me, I feel just awful.
Gabrielle: You know why? Because you are awful. You're an awful person.
Lynette: Ok, you have every right to be mad at me.
Gabrielle: Thanks, Lynette. And you have every right to go to hell. Stop talking to me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Angie: Mona, can we talk about this? Don't do this, you are screwing with people's lives and this could blow up in your face.
Mona: 67 thousand by tomorrow, or I call the police.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: For what is worth, I am sorry it had to end this way.
Orson: Me too. These scones you made are delicious. I'll miss them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Susan: There's Katherine's room. Now, you might hear some screams for help in there, ignore them.
Bob: Is this what you meant by "I'll behave calmly and rationally"?
Susan: That was just to get you to unlock the car door.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: It'll be ok, I'm looking for a job, and in the meantime we've got enough money to live on for the next... four months.
Lynette: So we'll run out right before the babies are born.
Tom: Yes. But remember, kids never miss what they never had.
Lynette: Ah, like food, clothing, a sober mother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlos: Damn it!
Gabrielle: Whatever it is, I can explain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bob: I can't believe they wouldn't let you sing with them.
Lee: It's their group, they can do whatever they want. Whores.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: Karl, when we began this affaire, we agreed to be discreet. Do you know what discreet means? No skywriting!
 • Rating: Unrated

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