Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 8: "Children and Art" Quotes

Susan: (talking about Julie and Austin) Are you crazy? If we don't do something those two could end up having sex.
Edie: Could?
Susan: Oh my God! You don't...
Edie: I've got a box of condoms in my dresser. Eleven are gone. I can only account for eight of them.

Lynette: How do I thank the man who saved my life.
Art: You don't have to say anything.
Lynette: I'm gonna make you a cake.
Art: (smiles) A cake.
Lynette: Yeah, I never make cakes, this is huge.

Tom: (to his children) And we'll all see Auntie Nora again in heaven.
Lynette: Or wherever.

(to Orson) I should have smothered you in your crib when I had the chance!

Gloria

Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Each year as part of their fund-raising drive, the Fairview Adventure Scouts would award a shiny new bike to whoever sold the most magazine subscriptions. And each scout would set out utterly convinced the prize would be hers. That's the beauty of youth. Little girls believe anything is possible...that is, until they grow up and get divorced.

Mary Alice

Karl: You're dating some British guy named Ian.
Susan: How did that come up?
Austin: I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was a big secret.
Karl: When you said it was true love with you and the plumber I was a good guy, I stepped aside and now you're on to someone else.
Susan: Big picture Karl. (pointing at Austin) His hand up our daughter's shirt.
Karl: Don't change the subject.
Susan: That is the subject.

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