Desperate Housewives "Children and Art" Quotes
Gloria: (to Orson) I should have smothered you in your crib when I had the chance!
• Rating: Unrated
Tom: (to his children) And we'll all see Auntie Nora again in heaven.
Lynette: Or wherever.
• Rating: Unrated
Lynette: How do I thank the man who saved my life.
Art: You don't have to say anything.
Lynette: I'm gonna make you a cake.
Art: (smiles) A cake.
Lynette: Yeah, I never make cakes, this is huge.
• Rating: Unrated
Susan: (talking about Julie and Austin) Are you crazy? If we don't do something those two could end up having sex.
Edie: Could?
Susan: Oh my God! You don't...
Edie: I've got a box of condoms in my dresser. Eleven are gone. I can only account for eight of them.
• Rating: Unrated
Lynette: Art is the one who saved me, at the supermarket. He's sort of a superhero.
Parker: Give me a break.
Lynette: It's true.
Parker: All right. If you're a superhero, what's your name?
Art: I'm Protector Man!
• Rating: Unrated
Marcella: (on the phone) What do you mean you can't shoot her? Francesco, if you could airbrush her acne, you can airbrush the track marks. Now, don't call me again unless she OD's.
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria:(to Bree) Why are you talking to me like I'm a moron?
• Rating: Unrated
(A girl scout is selling magazines to Gabrielle.)
Scout: For the lady of the house we offer Redbook, Glamour, Vo-goo...
Gabrielle: I think you mean Vogue sweety.
Scout: You're sure?
Gabrielle: I should know, I was on the cover.
Scout: No way!
Gabrielle: Er... Way!
• Rating: Unrated
Parker: You went to the store and you got shot, and auntie Nora died.
Lynette: I'm only gonna be in there for ten minutes, I promise.
Parker: Can't she go? (pointing at Mrs. McCluskey)
• Rating: Unrated
Orson: I don't care, my mother's not moving in here until she fits in a jar on the mantle.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 16
