There are many things that bind friends together - Sharing a laugh over an embarrassing incident, comforting each other in times of need, finding it in our hearts to forgive. But, the thing that binds friends together the most is a secret that changes everything.

Mary Alice

Living away from you guys has been hard on me. Because sometimes when friends live apart, they sometimes grow apart, too. But, no matter how busy or how crazy our lives are, something always seems to happen to bring us back together. And that started tonight with this dinner. May we have many, many more.

Susan

Mike: Should I offer to loan him a shirt?
Lee: Don't you dare!

Bree: Chuck and I went to the cellar to choose a wine, and when we were done, my entrée was smoking.
Mrs. McCluskey: I bet it was.

Drunk off her ass and not afraid to show it, my kind of gal.

Roy

I usually don't talk to the help, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Shut up!

Renee

Bree: I'm not sure these clothes are quite the thing for a dinner party.
Renee: Dinner? I wouldn't wear them to a drive-by shooting.

Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 23 Quotes

I usually don't talk to the help, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Shut up!

Renee

Bree: I'm not sure these clothes are quite the thing for a dinner party.
Renee: Dinner? I wouldn't wear them to a drive-by shooting.