Desperate Housewives "Epiphany" Quotes
Barbara [on Eddie]: I always figured the only girl he'd end up with would be blind, deaf or inflatable.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Gaby: [Lynette] is louder than someone on fire!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gaby: I thought maybe for a second that Susan Mayer lady and I might be friends, but then she started talking.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susan: I have an expensive, worthless art degree that says I know what I'm talking about.
• Rating: Unrated
Bree: You can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.
• Rating: Unrated
Gaby [on Bree]: You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gaby: Really, does it look like I eat cake?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7