Bree: We can't do this. It's adultery!
Karl: Luckily we're both adults.

Bree: If I'm gonna break a commandment, I don't want it to be for a quickie on this couch.
Karl: Who said quickie? I've got 40 minutes before my 10 o'clock. And thou shalt get sweaty.

Katherine: Haven't seen you in a while.
Susan: Well, I've been... using the back door a lot more lately.

Tom: What's that smell?
Lynette: Despair.
Tom: Oh. I thought it was waffles.

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