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Renee: And that is how you get out of paying for a taxi!
Susan: Well, we weren't in a taxi - we were in my car. But now I know why you showed me your boobs.

I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28!

Renee

Lynette: Tom's packing! We're talking big—circus big! So big that he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone! If it falls in the forest, believe me: It makes a sound. The Washington Monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'

How come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?

Susan [to Lynette]
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Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 9 Quotes

How come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?

Susan [to Lynette]

Lynette: Tom's packing! We're talking big—circus big! So big that he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone! If it falls in the forest, believe me: It makes a sound. The Washington Monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'