Desperate Housewives "Pleasant Little Kingdom" Quotes
Renee: And that is how you get out of paying for a taxi!
Susan: Well, we weren't in a taxi - we were in my car. But now I know why you showed me your boobs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Renee: I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lynette: Tom's packing! We're talking big—circus big! So big that he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone! If it falls in the forest, believe me: It makes a sound. The Washington Monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susan [to Lynette]: How come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4