Desperate Housewives "Who's That Woman?" Quotes
Edie: I hate Susan Mayer. Everytime I see those big doe eyes of hers, I swear to God I just want to go out and shoot a deer
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Yao Lin: I hate lying.
Gabrielle: Yeah, well, I hate your ironing, so there
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Bree: Andrew, I'm curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to be on this runway? That's someone's little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her. Dreams that did not include a thong... and a pole...
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Martha: Ah, Susan. Being coy is a strategy best employed by virgins at
their first dance, for women of our age it's just annoying
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Lynette: I used to run a company with 85 people, and now I can't even wrangle two kids without doping them?
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John: You want me to mow the lawn wearing sandals? I'd lose a toe.
Gabrielle: You'll lose more than that if Carlos finds out you're trimming more than the hedges
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Andrew: You went in my room?
Bree: You think that's bad? Tomorrow, I'm cleaning it
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Gabrielle: I love taking baths. Especially with you. It's like taking a vacation from the world.
John: I hated taking baths when I was a kid. Course back then, the only thing I had to play with was my rubber ducky
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Julie [about Mike]: I still don't understand why you don't just ask him out on an 'official date' date.
Susan: I'm trying a new strategy. I'm playing hard to get.
Julie: How long do you think you can keep that up?
Susan: Oh, maybe until noon. Then I'm going to have to run over there and beg him to love me
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Gabrielle: Why are your friends staring at me? Did you tell them about us?
John: No. They're staring 'cuz they think you're hot.
Gabrielle: Oh, okay
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Total Quotes: 11
